Dancer

Dead bat.

I found a dead bat walking back from donating blood. It's cute. I wonder if it was in need of blood and got lost looking for some.

Gas money.

This means i can stay on vacation for another week. I'm making about $200 a week donating plasma. I watch movies on my video Mp3 player and the time flies.

Hi dave.

Hanging with dave graham at my place.

Assholes.

It looks like $2.00 a gallon until you look closer and notice the lines they painted across the zeros.

My mom can't tell a joke.

I remember she was always making me laugh with dirty jokes when i was a kid. Now she tells a joke and i feel like Ant on Last Comic Standing. I roll my eyes and do my best Fozzie bear impression, "Wahka Wahka Wahka." My mom is a hack.

Watch for flying wheels.

Imagine driving in colorado and seeing a deer getting hit by a car and thrown 30 feet in the air. I didn't get pictures of that. But later that day my brother and i did see a tire rolling down the street by itself and almost bounce into a driver's face.

My MySpace is deleted.

I'll make a new account this week. Come back here for the info. Don't be fooled by the fake myspace profiles out there.